Sunday, January 31

I got asked this question

If you could take over any country on the planet, which one would it be, and why? Bonus points if you tell how you would do it.

And I realized that I needed more space than was given to answer it, so Hyattch, this is for you.

I would take over Australia. Because its a fairly large country with virtually no enemies right on their borders. Because I took over Australia, I probably would have made some enemies, and would have a tactical advantage this way. Also because Australian's speak English so I would not have to learn a new Language.

My battle tactics would involve being elected president of Australia and then refusing to relinquish my control over the Island. To avoid much bloodshed, I will have bribed and blackmailed several other important political figureheads to keep my power.

Muahahahahaha. I hope that answers that for you :D

KMP

1 comment:

  1. Yes, yes you are officially Made of Win. I personally would take over Japan because they're going to be at least ten years ahead of everyone technologically forever, and there's plenty of good anime. How would I do it, same as you. Get in politics, refuse to step down, birbe people. If all that fails, coup d'etat baby, let the bodies hit the floor.

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